I WILL NEVER DIE WILL NEVER DIE.
DO NOT FEAR DEATH! FOR IF YOU ARE DEAD, YOU WONT KNOW IT ANYWAY!
A GLORIOUS BELLOW OF LIFE AFFIRMATION INTO THE DARK VOID THAT IS THE HUMAN CONDITION.
OUR GOAL IS TO RIP LIFE A NEW ASSHOLE, AND WE WILL RIP IT LIKE WRAPPING PAPER AT A BIRTHDAY PARTY.
BASICALLY, WE MAKE STUFF THAT EMPOWERS PEOPLE TO FEEL INVINCIBLE. HAVE FUN SHOPPING FOR RIDICULOUSLY AWESOME PIECES THAT ANYONE ELSE IS TOO MUCH OF A PUSSY TO MAKE.
I LOVE YOU FOR BEING HERE AND WANTING TO SEE WHAT THIS IS ALL ABOUT. KEEP UP THE CURIOSITY. THERE WILL ALWAYS BE MORE FROM ME.
- C